defcock

May 24

or alternatively, there is only one reason to help people, and that is because they are people. 

or alternatively, there is only one reason to help people, and that is because they are people. 

(Source: theeverygirl, via cortue)

In which Cee and I discuss the headcasting of a truly delightful fic.

Me: I’m in love with the ruthlessly efficient PR lady.
Cee: yessss
Me: In my head she’s Kiltie
Cee: oh man
Me: Right?
Cee: she is now
maraschinocheri:

#well you’re not wrong #I mean about the coffee and the zero bullshit tolerance#you’ll note how neither of these tarts linked the fic #they’re like that #oh christ am I in a teen wolf fic #TERROR THREAT LEVEL MELLY AND CEE

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(Source: werebearbearbar)

jannelle-o:

 =<=;

i think this drawing transcends fandom and really gets at the core question of existence. 
also today is just. why. 

jannelle-o:

 =<=;

i think this drawing transcends fandom and really gets at the core question of existence. 

also today is just. why. 

(via neptunepirate)

[video]

hey:

pampoovey:

i didn’t graduate high school on time (i graduated the summer after the rest of my class).

both of my parents got GEDs, and i was the first person in my family (except for my stepdad) to make it past 10th grade.

graduating late, or not at all, doesn’t mean you’re dumb or worthless.

graduating, or graduating with honors, doesn’t mean you’re smart and more worthwhile as a person.

don’t be a fuckface to people about their diploma status.

(via leupagus)

May 23

“You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I’ve been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for 4 or 5 more, but I ain’t going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to die, I’ll die right here, right now, fightin’ you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. Want me to go somewhere and fight for you? You won’t even stand up for me right here in America, for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won’t even stand up for my right here at home.” —

Muhammad Ali (via specialnights)

Yes! This is when they tried to draft him into war during the 1960s.

(via sumney)

reading about Clay v United States when I was nine is the reason I do what I do for a living. like, there’s a long version of the story, but it comes down to this. 

(via ave-atque-vale)

[video]

rob-anybody:

defcock:

rob-anybody:

Sometimes, I have conversations with Cee about Richard Armitage, and they are always hilarious and terrible and affectionate and hilarious.

Today, the conversation is making me laugh so hard, I actually have to put my hand over my mouth so that no one hears me giggling in my cubicle.

me: DID YOU GO LOOK
max: FUCK, NO, AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

[four minutes later]

max: 
WHY DID I LOOK?
me: 
I knew curiosity would get you if I just waited
me:
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I am still convinced that he wouldn’t be a cheetah.

I am still surprised that’s where it falls apart for you. 

werebearbearbar:

rob-anybody:

Sometimes, I have conversations with Cee about Richard Armitage, and they are always hilarious and terrible and affectionate and hilarious.

Today, the conversation is making me laugh so hard, I actually have to put my hand over my mouth so that no one hears me giggling in my cubicle.

Sometimes I have conversations with Cee about Dumbo and Friday night tv when we were kids and how story summaries are why we can’t have nice things and I laugh so hard I wheeze a little.

It makes me not so cranky about the weather and the state of my house and anything else. She really does make mornings better.

I try. 

rob-anybody:

Sometimes, I have conversations with Cee about Richard Armitage, and they are always hilarious and terrible and affectionate and hilarious.

Today, the conversation is making me laugh so hard, I actually have to put my hand over my mouth so that no one hears me giggling in my cubicle.

me: DID YOU GO LOOK
max: FUCK, NO, AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

[four minutes later]

max: 
WHY DID I LOOK?
me: 
I knew curiosity would get you if I just waited
me: